Friday 16 September 2011

一大堆蠢蛋 Bunch of idiots



我是说公司里的那一堆!!

蠢蛋A – 不关我的事!!
就连自己份内的事也不做,搞到周边的人最后一分钟手忙脚乱。
最让人气愤的是:到头来还是白忙一场,无法完成使命- 因为他们那又来了一块没做好!!!

效率就从此一去不返;再也没有人会为任何事情紧张!

蠢蛋B – 都关我的事!!
这一堆假厉害又自以为是蠢蛋什么都要管,就连不是他们份内的事也要做!!
就是这种人养成了蠢蛋A 那种要不得的行为!!
凡事都得照他们的方式来做,其他人不用问,也不用知道,听指示照做就是了!

当下属的就惨了,蠢蛋A 没把工作做好也变成是你的错!
不是份内的工作蠢蛋上司也拿过来, 最让人受不了的是:自己不做却分配给下属!
搞到整个部门怨声栽道,纷纷逃离。

超级大蠢蛋C – 当不成蠢蛋A 又做不了蠢蛋B
每一回还是照样积极的为蠢蛋A 清理手尾。
每一回还是照样积极的替蠢蛋B 做好不是自己份内的事。


人蠢是没有药医的。。。



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I mean that big bunch of idiots at work.

Idiot A – non of my business
Nothing seems to be of his business, not even those within his job descriptions.
Panic colleagues will have to scramble last minute to do his job for him.  What is most frustrating isall effort will go in vain cos’ there will always be another problem after this.

So, kiss productivity goodbye; nobody will bother anymore, about anything   

Idiot B – all of my business
Everything must be his business.  He will meddle with everybody’s job, so full of himself; nobody knows any job better than him.  Don’t ask, you don’t need to know; just do it!

Pity those subordinates, don’t you?
Even when the problem is cause by Idiot A, it is still the subordinates’ fault.
Idiot boss will volunteer to take on any task from management, but he won’t do it himself; he will assign to the subordinates!  So everyone in the department complains and complains, determined to find greener patch of grass elsewhere.

Super Idiot C – Neither Idiot A nor Idiot B
Diligently cleaning behind Idiot A’s back, every time.
Diligently completing every task assigned by Idiot boss, every time.

There is absolutely no cure for idiots, you know …


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